Epic.
This is an amazing collection of true stories from a street sweeper on the SA Forums in a single huge thread that’s about to be goldmined.
The Night I Set My Truck on Fire
Tranny Hooker: Pt. 1
Dead Rising
The Most Disturbing Thing I’ve Seen
Messing with Ricers
Doug and the Killer KY:
Bruiser Stops a Robbery
Illegal Street (Sweeper) Racing
The Beastmaster
Bruiser Trains an FNG: Episode One - First Strike
Bruiser Trains an FNG: Episode Two - The Finer Points
Jim, Fred, and a Severed Limb
Sweeper Vac Olympics
Bruiser Exacts Revenge
DUI-a-Go-Go
Bruiser Exacts Revenge - “Nice Fuckin’ Baja, Dave!”
“I Knew You’d Be Involved Somehow” - Bryce
Lucy - Part 2
The Nacho Cheese Incident
Duck and Cover - a Sweeper’s July 4th
Hard to Kill
Naked Hiker
Bruiser: 1 - Emo Kids: 0
Rematch: Bruiser vs. Ricers Part 1
Rematch: Rematch: Bruiser vs. Ricers Part 2
I’m Not What You Expected?
I’m Not What You Expected? Part 2
I’m Not What You Expected? Part 3
I’m Not What You Expected? Part 4
I’m Not What You Expected? Part 5
I’m Not What You Expected? Part 6
EPILOGUE
Death of a Sweeperman
Bombs Away
Bombs Away Part 2: a Plan Comes Together
Bombs Away Part 3
Bombs Away Part 4: Execution
I Can Make That
Therapy
I Fought the Law, and the Law Won
I Fought the Law, and the Law Won, Part 2
I Fought the Law, and the Law Won, Part 3
I Fought the Law, and the Law Won, Part 4
Funeral of a Sweeperman: Pt.1, the Reflecting Pool
Funeral of a Sweeperman: Pt.2, the Long Goodbye
Letter from Jen
Funeral of a Sweeperman: Pt.3, the End