I’m : a programmer, writer, podcaster, geek, and coffee enthusiast.

I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would’ve been amazing, but now they could’ve put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would’ve turned out hotter. If it weren’t for the outfit, I wouldn’t even have been able to tell this was a girl. (warning: the rest of the site isn’t nearly as good as that quote)