https://marco.org/2007/05/03/i-have-no-idea-why-anybody-is-asking-britney
I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would’ve been amazing, but now they could’ve put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would’ve turned out hotter. If it weren’t for the outfit, I wouldn’t even have been able to tell this was a girl.
— TheSuperficial.com (warning: the rest of the site isn’t nearly as good as that quote)