https://marco.org/2007/06/08/pairing-a-phone-that-begs-to-be-on-the-internet-to
Pairing a phone that begs to be on the internet to a network that all but abhors it is like hiring Mel Gibson to throw a Bat-Mitzvah.
— Tech Op/Ed on the iPhone, which is probably a fake review designed to attract traffic with inflammatory comments against Apple (like John Dvorak’s entire career). But a good observation nonetheless.