Dawn: “My [cats] are smart. If they did speak English, they’d spell correctly and speak with proper grammar, I’m sure of it.”
I agree. Cats are soft little balls of pure evil. They always know I’m allergic to them more than any other animal (except rabbits, which are clouds of allergies), so they walk right past the other 10 nearby people who want to pet them, coming right up to me and rubbing fur and allergies all over me even when I completely ignore them. Thanks a lot.
They’re definitely not dumb. They know exactly what they’re doing. Cats are pure evil. Soft, furry evil.