The Dilbert Blog: Top the Spokesman →
https://marco.org/2007/07/09/the-dilbert-blog-top-the-spokesman
This is what happens when I go on an internetless vacation for 2.5 days: you get a lot of Dilbert Blog links when I get back. Damn Scott Adams for rarely writing something not worth linking to. A related topic to this article: my childhood dentist’s name was Dr. Paine. In retrospect, that would be an awesome cartoon-villian name.