I’m : a programmer, writer, podcaster, geek, and coffee enthusiast.

Bulls usually mind their own business. All they want to do is eat, poop, and hump anything that moos. As a man, I respect the clarity of their missions. On the other hoof, a matador is a guy who didn’t have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer. Honestly, I don’t see how anyone can root for the human in this situation.

The Dilbert Blog: Bull Schadenfreude