The Dilbert Blog: Synchronicity →
“All of the news is nothing but basic stories with randomized features. Watch as I predict tomorrow’s headlines today: EXTREME WEATHER BATTERS SOMEPLACE IDIOTS KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE POLITICIAN DOES SOMETHING ILLEGAL PRIMATE ATTEMPTS INAPPROPRIATE SEX EXPERTS WARN OF FINANCIAL CALAMITY BIG COMPANY BUYS ANOTHER BIG COMPANY FAMOUS PERSON DOES SOMETHING INTERESTING A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY MIGHT BE USEFUL IN TEN YEARS GOVERNMENT FAILS TO ACHIEVE A GOAL”