https://marco.org/2007/08/28/well-my-sources-just-moments-ago-filled-me-on-a
Well, my sources just moments ago filled me on a new fruit, the banana, that has all the killer features other fruits have been lacking, and which I’ve been calling for for some time now. Bananas require no special gizmos to get down to business. Just peel back the conveniently hard nub at the top and get instant access to the tasty fruit inside. This might get very popular very fast.