Bush & Sons, General Contractors →
Wil Shipley:
Well, no, that’s fair, we didn’t actually fix your shower at all. Actually, we decided to start with the toilet, which is where we’ve concentrated most of our efforts for the last few years or so. No, no, I understand you thinking that was a mistake, especially in light of the fact that it turns out there was nothing wrong with the toilet, and you really wanted that shower fixed. But we didn’t know that, going in! We had a gut feeling the shower and toilet shared the same bad plumbing! Yes, I know they are in different bathrooms, but the bathrooms sure look a lot the same, don’t they? Didn’t you find that a LITTLE suspicious? It’s a logical conclusion. Sometimes you just know things, despite what people tell you, and you just have to take a leap. Ok, sure, yes, a $5,000,000 leap.