The Bygone Bureau: Date with Ikea →
https://marco.org/2007/10/04/the-bygone-bureau-date-with-ikea
“So here I sit, typing on my shoddily assembled desk, which is missing feet and moving drawers. But it has a flat surface that supports the weight of a computer, and other than my pride, dignity, and blood pressure, I emerged unharmed from the diabolical labyrinth of Ikea.”