https://marco.org/2007/10/07/ive-used-three-different-laptops-recently-all-of
I’ve used three different laptops recently, all of which felt it was a good idea to have a fullbeam Xenon floodlight to remind you the WiFi was on. Why stop there? They should have a bank of these lights under the screen - then the word “WIFI” can scroll along the case while the speakers blast a song about WiFi to the tune of ‘Hey Mickey’.