I love The Impulsive Buy:
“Brownies are basically cakes for badasses. They are dense, satisfying, and don’t need fifteen pounds of frosting to taste good. […] When you think about it, why would anyone prefer a plain cake? Would anyone care about the birthday cake if it wasn’t an empty palette that candles fit perfectly on? I would heavily campaign for the ‘Birthday Brownie,’ but I’m afraid it would sound like I was promoting some deviant sexual act.
This is among their best reviews, possibly second only to the microwaveable hot dogs with the dance video.