I’m : a programmer, writer, podcaster, geek, and coffee enthusiast.

I think I’d pick out the most delicious looking person, relatively speaking, and have a conversation until I heard a reason to hate. That wouldn’t take more than a few minutes. For example, if someone washes dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, that would be enough to get on my short list. I could tell myself I wasn’t eating a person so much as saving water.

The Dilbert Blog: Good Eatin’