The Impulsive Buy: Snapple Classic Black Teas →
https://marco.org/2007/11/08/the-impulsive-buy-snapple-classic-black-teas
Each of them tasted like someone made tea, forgot they made tea, left it on the kitchen counter for a day, realized they made tea the day before, was too lazy to reheat the tea, was to cheap to throw out the tea, and added a couple of lumps of processed sugar to the tea.