Regarding the drunken electrocuted elephants:
I’m no marketing expert, but if I were the farmer whose beer they drank, I’d start calling it “Shocking Elephant” and I’d design the coolest beer bottles ever. They’d be in the shape of an elephant with his trunk straight out, and that’s the part you would drink from.
In the short run, you could charge admission to see the six dead elephants. I’d pay a rupee or two for that. I might even take the kids. There aren’t many things the whole family can enjoy, but I’m pretty sure this is one of them.
Perhaps this is why I’m not in charge of planning weekends.