https://marco.org/2007/11/25/jared-so-lately-ive-just-been-buying-6-packs
so, lately i’ve just been buying 6-packs of fruit-of-the-loom black and brown crew socks from the dollar store around the corner for $3.99 instead of taking my socks down to the laundromat with my regular clothes. this weekend i decided to take care of a hamper full of socks. turns out that i now own 120 pairs of socks, most of which have only been worn once. that’s four moths before i have to wash socks again! wah-hoo! i will now do sock-related laundry trimesterly and my socks will only be worn three times per year. these puppies are gonna last for FOREVER.