The Dilbert Blog: Vacation Challenged →
https://marco.org/2008/01/09/the-dilbert-blog-vacation-challenged
Some beaches have soft sand that feels delightful between your toes. This particular beach was made entirely of clam shells and ground glass. […] Halfway across this beach I was willing to give up the location of Osama Bin Laden. By three-quarters of the way, I was willing to join him.
Sounds like a great vacation.