I’m : a programmer, writer, podcaster, geek, and coffee enthusiast.


So, I can bake a cake.  And I can make a decent frosting.  But when it comes to putting the frosting on the cake, I’m not very good. Then there’s the decorative part.  My handwriting sucks to begin with.  But to write on a cake, I don’t get to use a normal pen.  I get to use a sack of frosting.  And rather than running it along the paper, you have to try to squeeze it out at as close to even a rate as you can manage.  So if my cake turned out a bit fugly, it’s hardly my fault. 

Wow. Don’t forget your word choice. You’re one well-placed dot away from “CJ is 600!”