I was laughing when we had the debate a couple days ago…. People were asked, “What’s your biggest weakness.” So… I’m like an ordinary person, so I thought they meant, “What’s your biggest weakness.” So I said, “Well, you know, I don’t handle paper that well, you know, my desk is a mess, I need somebody to help me file stuff all the time.” So the other two, they said, “My biggest weakness is I’m just too passionate about helping poor people. I am just too impatient to bring about change in America.” You see, if I had gone last, I would have known what the game was. I could have said, “Well, you know, I like to help old ladies across the street. Sometimes they don’t want to be helped. It’s terrible.
— Barack Obama (thanks, Dan)