I’ve never been here before, so here are my first impressions:
- From the air, it’s very brown and full of farms. There were a lot of dirt roads.
- Trucks. Lots of trucks.
- Bad music.
- A pizza place advertised “Got pizza? [phone number]” on its sign. Why would you call a pizza place if you already had pizza?
- Everyone is fat and smokes.
- Everything’s huge and spread out — even moreso than Ohio.
I’m sure you’ll hear more about it soon…