https://marco.org/2008/05/04/jesus-where-to-begin-hillary-clintons-pick-to
JESUS, WHERE TO BEGIN: Hillary Clinton’s pick to win horse racing’s Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles — the only female horse in the race — finished second, broke both front ankles, and subsequently was put to death on the track. The first place horse was “Big Brown.” Go nuts.
— wonkette.com (via glamorouswhimsy)