https://marco.org/2008/05/08/energyface-if-you-put-that-picture-on-the
If You Put That Picture On The Internet I’ll Call My Lawyer
“So, Mr. Angry Overreaction Man, your photo is now on the internet. Call your lawyer. Tell him somebody on a public sidewalk took your photo while you were on a public sidewalk. Then tell him you physically assaulted the photographer. See what he says.”
This is just classic. Read the full story. It’s even better that he’s wearing a Bluetooth headset.