https://marco.org/2008/05/09/asprettyasasong-peanut-butter-disproves
Peanut Butter Disproves Evolution
Anyone out there who thinks the theory of evolution might be true may as well just forget it, as it’s almost certainly disproved by jars of peanut butter which, if the theory stood up, would occasionally contain new life when you opened them. A NH reader was convinced it was a gag until he Googled the presenter, Chuck Missler, and found out that he’s a well-known evangelist and a former “Branch Chief of the Department of Guided Missiles” in the US military.
This is classic.