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Oh. My. God.

The Transporter 3.

Here’s a French trailer (English speech, French subtitles) that danhacker found.

I love the Transporter series because it’s so hilariously bad. My friend lost movie-picking rights for life when the first one came out. “Hey, let’s go see this movie. The guy from Snatch is in it, so it’ll probably be good!”