https://marco.org/2008/06/10/oh-my-god-the-transporter-3-heres-a
Oh. My. God.
The Transporter 3.
Here’s a French trailer (English speech, French subtitles) that danhacker found.
I love the Transporter series because it’s so hilariously bad. My friend lost movie-picking rights for life when the first one came out. “Hey, let’s go see this movie. The guy from Snatch is in it, so it’ll probably be good!”