https://marco.org/2008/08/18/nik-demonstrates-an-exercise-in-requesting-the
Nik demonstrates an exercise in requesting the least-healthy “salad” possible from the Chicken Deli:
- Fried chicken
- Bacon
- Cheddar cheese
- Cashews
- Sunflower seeds
- “Extra” ranch dressing
Oh yeah, and buried under all of that is some lettuce, the only vegetable present.
I love salads. (Yes, the Doritos were the side dish.)