https://marco.org/2008/10/08/from-hrrrthrrr-the-brunch-the-brunch-is-a
The Brunch is a series of consumer products that celebrate the mundane. Bread Slicer facilitates even, uniform, precision - cuts. Toaster brings knowledge, skill and anticipation to the toasting of a slice of bread, set angle and force to exactly hit your plate. Cutlery perfectly aligned on Placemat is rendered invisible, the Holy Grail of table placement. Teapot records the height one is able to pour tea from. Milk and Sugar allow for meticulous taste.
You have to check out the other photos here! I would buy this toaster—no question!
I would buy all of these things.