So why the phony voter registrations? My guess is that somebody was supposed to spend all day registering voters. Instead, he spent all day playing Halo and smoking pot. Then, when he’s supposed to turn in his forms, he writes down a bunch of fake names and tells his superviser that he registered sixty people that day. Yes it’s illegal—but it’s not a vast conspiracy, it’s just a guy slacking off in a highly illegal manner.
— Squashed: Election fraud isn’t that easy