What You Should Know Before Going to America →
https://marco.org/2009/01/17/what-you-should-know-before-going-to-america
Hilarious guide for Japanese tourists visiting America. My favorites:
Most Americans think we look like Chinese or Koreans. Try not to be too offended.
…and:
Ladies: if you shop for clothes, ask for where to find [English] “petite”. It means normal sized. Ladies who are petite may have difficulty finding clothes which fit in America, except at specialty shops.
(via livejamie)