What was your first job?
(meme via lfarm)
1997, age 15: I worked at this natural-food co-op for $4.something an hour stocking shelves, bagging bulk items, being a cashier, and generally doing whatever else needed to be done (cleaning, inventory, etc.).
I eventually moved on to wonderful careers as a busboy here, then a bagel architect here, and eventually a brief stint during college as a retail associate here.