https://marco.org/2009/07/09/oh-no-please-stop-launching-i-accidentally
Oh no, please stop launching, I accidentally double-clicked an .xls attachment but I really want it to open in Numbers, why won’t this force-quit, it’s still bouncing, damn it, this takes longer to launch than Photoshop, why do I even still have this installed, I never use it, at least not intentionally, what’s with that awful icon, it’s like they designed it to look terrible so people would use Windows instead, I can’t believe some people have to use this all the time.