https://marco.org/2009/07/20/tough-noogies-you-whiny-bitch-go-write-for-the
Tough noogies, you whiny bitch. Go write for the Palm Pre, with their huge installed base. Or go do Android, and you can create a different version of your app for every different piece of hardware that Android runs on. Or hey, go do Windows Mobile. No, seriously. Let us know how that works out for you.
— Fake Steve Jobs tears me a new one.
This is such an honor. Now I know I’ve made it.
By the way, I have no intention of leaving iPhone development anytime soon, because I truly love it and it’s a huge and potentially very profitable market — I just wish that some of these App Store issues would get worked out.