https://marco.org/2009/12/04/i-read-a-blog-once-by-someone-who-had-bought-a
I read a blog once by someone who had bought a scarf and he went on for about three hundred paragraphs about his scarf and where he bought it and how it made him feel. The last time I bought a scarf I wore it. End of story. I didn’t write a novel about it.