I know, [the iPad]’s not everything you dreamed of…but that doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. … And that doesn’t mean that virtually all of the problems listed couldn’t be solved with a little innovation. Or by buying a few accessories. It doesn’t come with a keyboard. It doesn’t come with a microwave either. And you’re going to have to use your own subway to get it back from the store and your own scissors to get it out of the box. O woe! And it will cost all of 500 dollars—that’s almost the price of a bottom of the line laptop! You could get, like, two Zunes for that price!
— Dan on this asinine piece