https://marco.org/2010/02/11/its-like-like-if-you-asked-a-friend-if-there-was
It’s like… Like if you asked a friend if there was a Starbucks in his neighborhood and he said, yeah I think there’s one half a mile down, maybe. And you drive half a mile and see a big carwash place, and you park and walk in and ask to speak to the manager. And you tell the carwash manager how unhappy you are with this terrible new Starbucks redesign.
— Part of Neven Mrgan’s hilarious explanation of this