Mac OS X Leopard receives UNIX 03 certification →
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/mac-os-x-leopard-receives-unix-03-certification
This gets cooler as you get nerdier.
I’m Marco Arment: a programmer, writer, podcaster, geek, and coffee enthusiast.
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/mac-os-x-leopard-receives-unix-03-certification
This gets cooler as you get nerdier.
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/why-would-anyone-outside-of-geeks-like-us-give-a
Why would anyone outside of geeks like us give a shit about this?
— Scott Heiferman at the Betaworks conference today, on a big concern of modern web development
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/50-reasons-why-people-arent-using-your-website
Wow. Who knew Scott Heiferman had a fantastic blog?
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/coding-horror-yes-but-what-have-you-done
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/i-first-realized-the-worthlessness-of-stuff-when-i
I first realized the worthlessness of stuff when I lived in Italy for a year. All I took with me was one large backpack of stuff. The rest of my stuff I left in my landlady’s attic back in the US. And you know what? All I missed were some of the books. By the end of the year I couldn’t even remember what else I had stored in that attic. And yet when I got back I didn’t discard so much as a box of it. Throw away a perfectly good rotary telephone? I might need that one day.
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/internetwork-and-social-network-portability
Another instance of “Web 2.0 thinkers” in denial (or ignorance) of reality.
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/brand-is-the-thing-that-lets-me-charge-more-money
Brand is the thing that lets me charge more money for the same thing as the guy next to me.
— Emil Rensing’s version of a Fred Seibert quote
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/youve-lost-youve-had-sixteen-years-to-try-and
You’ve lost. You’ve had sixteen years to try and build a desktop operating system, and you still can’t get your shit together. Nobody wants your software. It’s not Microsoft’s fault. It’s yours. Because trust me, if you truly developed a kick-ass OS with tens of thousands of drivers and easy installation and reliable performance, you’d be winning. But you’re not.
— Fake Steve on desktop Linux (via Cameron)
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/the-only-internet-ads-proven-very-effective-are
The only internet ads proven very effective are ads on web search. Web search ads help people. Most every other online ad just hopes to distract people.
— Scott Heiferman again
https://marco.org/2007/08/01/my-online-life-has-dramatically-improved-since-i
My online life has dramatically improved since I stopped reading blogs about blogs.
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/microsoft-pushes-back-office-2008-for-mac-until-january
Great news for Google Docs. It’s no surprise: Microsoft has absolutely no incentive to update Mac Office. They’re perfectly happy leaving OS X users with an inferior, bloated, slow, unnecessarily different version of a critical software package so they can say, “See? You should be using Windows.” And for the many people required to buy it anyway, Microsoft is making a killing selling expensive licenses for an ancient product that they haven’t invested much into for years.
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/forget-dont-be-evil-googles-real-motto-is
Forget “don’t be evil” — Google’s real motto is: “Just trust us (and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain).
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/an-open-letter-to-rupert-murdoch
“August 2nd, 2007, a day when an online gambling company inflates its popularity by dangling a low-cost virtual service in front of desperate artists.”
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/slate-an-adult-testing-heelys-the-sneakers-with
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/worst-domino-rally-ever-this-is-one-of-the
Worst Domino Rally ever! This is one of the saddest videos I’ve ever seen. Skip the first minute.
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/teen-faces-charges-for-recording-20-seconds-of
He recorded a 20-second video clip with his cellphone to show his little brother. He could face 1 year of jail time and a $2500 fine.
https://marco.org/2007/08/02/ian3-photography-by-ian-jenkins-great-photos
ian3 :: photography by ian jenkins - Great photos. Check them out.
This is HUGE.
https://marco.org/2007/08/03/i-believe-there-is-one-furniture-store-for-the
I believe there is one furniture store for the entire country, somewhere in South Carolina, where all they do is ship broken furniture, wait for it to be returned then ship it to someone else. It’s a low margin business, but they make it up in volume.
https://marco.org/2007/08/03/make-the-logo-bigger-thanks-tumbl-us
“Make the Logo Bigger!” (thanks tumbl.us)
https://marco.org/2007/08/03/mysql-the-blackhole-storage-engine
(warning: geeky) I saw this referenced in a different article and had to look it up. What a great name. It does exactly what you’d expect: loses all data you put into it, like /dev/null. Try to think of a reason to use this, then check the link for their answers.
https://marco.org/2007/08/03/returning-to-pc-gaming-painfully
Supreme Commander is an awesome game, and I’ve owned it since its release (February) but have only played a handful of times.
I’m trying to play online now for the first time, and there have been approximately 37,215 patches since its release that the client is individually downloading.
What a huge pain in the ass. Apparently, PC gaming hasn’t improved at all since I last cared about it in 2001.
PC gaming is more painful than Apple’s desktop pricing.
https://marco.org/2007/08/04/the-dilbert-blog-theories-you-cant-test
“The common wisdom is that there are too many weapons in Iraq. But, as is my custom, I like to ask if the opposite of common wisdom isn’t also true. Could there be too few weapons in Iraq?”
https://marco.org/2007/08/04/r-i-p-3-4-ghz-of-love-my-gaming-computer-is
R.I.P., 3.4 GHz of Love. My gaming computer is dead.
https://marco.org/2007/08/04/airline-passengers-bill-of-rights-passed-in-new-york
It’s a great first step. Applies only to New York airports.
https://marco.org/2007/08/04/me-bored-as-hell-tiff-why-dont-you-go-refold
https://marco.org/2007/08/05/blueprint-has-not-yet-been-tested-in-every
Blueprint has not yet been tested in every browser. Please do not use this framework in any projects of importance at this time.
— Blueprint - Well, that’s a deal-killer…
https://marco.org/2007/08/05/cameron-my-wife-and-i-visited-the-new-ikea-store
Cameron: “My wife and I visited the new IKEA store in Portland. Even after more than a week since opening, it’s still a madhouse.”
That will never change. IKEA is always a zoo to various degrees. Factors that make it more crowded:
The first time I went to an IKEA was a rainy Saturday in Pittsburgh at the end of August.
Don’t do that.
The best time to go is on a weeknight.
https://marco.org/2007/08/05/he-drove-from-seattle-to-ohio-in-36-hours
https://marco.org/2007/08/05/boot-camp-worked-fine-except-for-the-fact-that-it
Boot Camp worked fine (except for the fact that it was Windows, and nothing worked)…
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/the-impulsive-buy-mocha-bk-joe-iced-coffee
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/effective-design-is-never-gimmicky-if-you-wish-to
Effective design is never gimmicky. If you wish to design something that’s easier to maintain, more legible, and more future-proof then simplicity is the key.
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/aplus-net-is-a-spam-telemarketer
This stupid company just telemarketed my WHOIS phone number for a recent domain I registered. They were very misleading: they wanted to know if I “had any trouble setting up the new site”, posing as my web host, hoping that I’d realize I had forgotten to pay for it and give them my credit card number to start a redundant account.
Telemarketing is rude, and to this phone number, it violates the National Do-Not-Call Registry. And the scam sounded a lot like phishing to me.
No reputable company would try to defraud consumers like that. And they have to be an incompetent host, so they probably have plenty of downtime and outages. After all, what if they do it to someone whose outbound links carry some weight? Only an idiot would do that.
Ever have one of those days when absolutely nothing works?
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/its-a-good-thing-we-dont-have-to-wait-in-lines
Oxford, my health insurance company, notified me today that they’re declining coverage for 2 of the 8 physical therapy visits prescribed for my back problems.
“After careful consideration of all the available information, it has been determined that 2 of the 8 visits requested will not be covered at this time for the following reason(s): The clinical information submitted was not sufficient to make a determination of medical necessity for visits beyond those approved at this time.”
Translation: We came up a little short of our obscene profit predictions for this quarter, and it looks like we can extract a bit more money out of you since you pay your co-pays on time.
Now, consider the numbers:
$6300: Total premiums paid for me since I started being a member 14 months ago. $170: Two visits to my doctor, one for a serious illness and one for severe back pain that’s lasted a year. ($20 co-pay each) $120: One visit to a back specialist, referred by my doctor, in-network. ($30 co-pay) $60: Two prescriptions for my back. ($10 co-pay each) $45, 8 times: Physical therapy for my back, prescribed by the specialist. ($30 co-pay each)
Oxford has paid $710 in claims for me. They’ve made a $5,590 profit so far, or 89% of my premiums.
I’ve paid $360 in co-pays.
Now they want another $90, and since they’re a health insurance company and it’s too small of an amount to sue over, I have no choice.
Health insurance is legal extortion that allows private enterprises to control the lives of the entire middle and lower class of the United States while making obscene profits and buying as many politicians as necessary to keep the system going.
I’m lucky enough that:
What about the people who don’t meet those criteria?
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/persai-is-not-an-ajax-web-calendar-it-does-not
Persai is not an Ajax web calendar. It does not have social networking. You will not find tagging on it. You will not be able to make friends on it. It’s not Web 2.0. It’s probably like Web 1.3.
— uncov
https://marco.org/2007/08/06/xpath-as-a-css-selector-language
Montoya quotes Moonfall: “At first I tried to write a language that generated CSS. I quickly came to realize that CSS is very good at describing itself and no programming syntax comes close. Try inventing a language syntax thats better at describing this: #container div #nav span a:hover { color:red }”
I always thought CSS selectors should be expressable as Xpaths. They’d be a lot more powerful, and they could still support the #id and .class shorthand.
Example:
That’s cool, but longer and more verbose than CSS’ selectors. But what if you wanted to do something more complex, like alternating row colors? No more hacky “odd” and “even” classes:
table#posts//tr[position() mod 2 = 0]/td { background-color: gray; } table#posts//tr[position() mod 2 = 1]/td { background-color: white; }
How about highlighting links that point to a particular site?
a[contains(@href, ‘marco.org’)] { color: #55f; }
You could even do node-inheritance operations backwards, like applying a different padding to a paragraph that contains images:
p[img] { padding: 5px; }
Or giving borders to images greater than a certain size (assuming you use correct width and height attributes):
img[@width > 100 and @height > 75] { border-width: 3px; }
Cool stuff. I can dream…
https://marco.org/2007/08/07/i-love-working-i-just-hate-jobs
I love working. I just hate jobs.
—
https://marco.org/2007/08/07/sustainability-doesnt-mean-going-back-to-your
Sustainability doesn’t mean going back to your investors for another round because you don’t have enough to pay your employees because you don’t have any income because you don’t charge for your products…
— Jason Fried (via Scott Heiferman)
https://marco.org/2007/08/07/the-nice-thing-about-thinking-about-a-model-where
The nice thing about thinking about a model where you charge is that it really forces you to think about the actual value that you’re providing.
— SteamStreet on Fleeing free
https://marco.org/2007/08/07/im-satisfied-though-not-impressed-or-surprised
I’m satisfied, though not impressed or surprised, with the new iMacs.
My biggest fear was that they’d switch to laptop hard drives to reduce their thickness. Thank goodness they didn’t.
https://marco.org/2007/08/07/were-refreshing-the-mac-mini-today-edit-its
“We’re refreshing the Mac mini today.”
Edit: It’s a non-update. The only difference is that the CPUs are now Core 2 Duo instead of Core Duo.
Reasons this doesn’t matter:
https://marco.org/2007/08/08/attempts-to-enforce-the-old-forms-of-ownership-and
Attempts to enforce the old forms of ownership and profit-extraction in the face of this technological drift entail retooling corporations into autonomous intelligence agencies while simultaneously redefining the better human impulses such as generosity and sharing to be criminal acts.
https://marco.org/2007/08/08/basic-instructions-how-to-disguise-a-yawn-click
Basic Instructions: How to Disguise a Yawn (click for full-size version)
https://marco.org/2007/08/08/i-look-at-the-new-microsoft-office-suite-and-im
I look at the new Microsoft Office suite and I’m almost in awe. I mean it looks like they just shipped it without anyone actually looking at the programs and without having any central authority over the project. It’s like one of those movies where you walk out going, Did a group of fully sentient adult human beings really watch that movie and say, Wow, yes, this is wonderful, we must put this into cinemas everywhere and share it with the world? Same for Office. Who gave this the green light? I mean how could Ray Ozzie actually think, Wow, this is some beautiful, elegant software? Oh wait. That’s right. Ray made Notes. Enough said.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/ars-technica-review-of-the-new-imac
It’s good overall, but their benchmarks are suspicious. Most of the results seem illogical, knowing about the underlying hardware similarities. I also would have used 2 GB of RAM for any OS X benchmark, since I’d never recommend any users running on less for heavy use (Photoshop, video editing, heavy multitasking, etc.).
Expressing surprise at the iMac’s performance edge over the similar-hardware MacBook Pro, the reviewer says, “The only major differences are the hard drive (the laptop has a 5400rpm drive) and video cards.” This is true, but the hard drive difference is significant: rotational speed makes laptop drives seem misleadingly fast. Even a 7200 RPM laptop hard drive is nowhere near the performance of a 7200 RPM desktop drive. And with only 1 GB of RAM, the frequent swapping would amplify hard drive deficiencies.
The Conclusions page also has this odd quote:
“The benchmark results also indicate how much of a difference an extra core makes, as the older Core Duo iMac received a beatdown that wasn’t indicative of the 570MHz difference in clock speed.”
An extra core? Between a Core Duo 1.86 and a Core 2 Duo 2.4? Does the reviewer think that “Core 2” adds an extra core somewhere? That’s a little scary coming from a respectable tech publication.
By Cameron. Interesting.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/i-saw-one-that-was-making-claims-at-being-the
I saw one that was making claims at being the “first version uploaded to YouTube,” like that is some sort of accomplishment. Why don’t you try actually making something and uploading that.
— Jacob
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/time-warner-charges-you-0-23-for-the-coupons-in-your
Wow.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/an-important-message-for-mac-customers
“Surely, this level of underwhelming, incremental improvement can’t be the most serious response to the changing world of online services that the company could muster. Can it? If so, it’s pathetic.”
Hexzenn: “MP3 is a terribly outdated format […] If you’re not a brainless twit, you’re encoding with either OGG Vorbis or AAC. I prefer Vorbis because it’s unencumbered by inane patents and slightly edges out AAC in listening tests, but all you gullible consumers that bought crap like iPods are stuck with either MP3 or AAC […] I find most stuff to sound transparent to the original source at -q3 (112kbps), so I encode at -q4 (128kbps) to give myself a quality margin.”
Reasons this is stupid and wrong:
MP3 is old, but age of formats isn’t extremely relevant. MP3 is only 3 years older than JPEG, and TIFF beats them both by a decade. All are still in heavy use for good reasons.
Nothing’s particularly wrong with properly encoded MP3s (especially VBR encoded with LAME). In blind tests, they’re transparent between 160 kbps and 256 kbps, depending on the content.
Vorbis is extremely similar to MP3 and has most of the same benefits and limitations. It’s slightly better and slightly smaller, but not enough to justify the lack of good tools and device support.
AAC is slightly better than both of them, but isn’t magical. AAC at 128 kbps has similar quality as MP3 at around 160 kbps.
No audio format gives transparency at 112-128 kbps for all music types.
Fortunately, it doesn’t really matter. Lossy audio compression is about convenience, and most people can’t detect (and don’t care about) the quality difference for well-encoded files with any codec. What we certainly can detect are full hard drives and files that won’t play on our iPods.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/i-cant-wait-until-the-next-version-of-tumblr-so-i
I can’t wait until the next version of Tumblr so I can see blockquotes and lists in Dashboard posts. Then maybe I’ll start using them.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/it-can-be-really-hard-when-youre-surrounded-by
It can be really hard when you’re surrounded by people who have millions of dollars at their disposal.
https://marco.org/2007/08/09/17-ways-to-give-the-best-30-tricks-for-the-top-25
Dear Internet,
Can we stop this now?
Sincerely, Marco
By John Gruber of Daring Fireball.
https://marco.org/2007/08/10/ny-times-universal-music-will-sell-drm-free-songs
…because they don’t like iTunes’ DRM. Riiiight. iTunes has DRM because the record companies refused to let Apple sell music without it. It has nothing to do with wanting Apple to “open up its DRM”, and everything to do with getting leverage over Apple for future price and term negotiations.
https://marco.org/2007/08/10/now-that-i-clicked-on-that-ad-i-am-sure-there
Now that I clicked on that ad, I am sure there will be more. Maybe the 2nd most trusted name in the menstrual cup industry will start knocking on my door.
https://marco.org/2007/08/10/just-upsin-it-working-at-the-ups-store-rocks
Just UPSin’ It: Working at The UPS Store rocks!
I finally got around to listening to Filter on Hexzenn’s recommendation (although he was still Ghostvirus) after having a folder full of their MP3s on my desktop for a month. They’re pretty good. Thanks for this and the bigger post that I can’t find.
https://marco.org/2007/08/11/will-google-be-destroyed-by-open-source-search-engines
(thanks metacordr). What an idiotic article. No. Crawling isn’t the hard part, and plenty of other search engines have figured that out. The hard part is filtering and ranking: given this massive amount of data, how do you give me useful results when I search for a word that appears in millions of pages? And if Wikia’s indexer is as good as the previous open-source search efforts (Lucene, etc.), nobody has anything to worry about.
https://marco.org/2007/08/11/aatw-i-want-you-to-follow-me-for-my-personality
aatw: I want you to follow me for my personality, not for who my employer is.
https://marco.org/2007/08/11/automate-backups-to-s3-using-s3sync
Very helpful. s3sync and s3cmd are great tools.
https://marco.org/2007/08/12/pixelspread-tumblelogs-ads-comments
https://marco.org/2007/08/12/apple-beats-microsoft-at-its-own-open-xml-game
Thanks, AATW. iWork ‘08 supports MS’ new “Open” XML document format, the default in MS Office 2007, and Microsoft still doesn’t support it in Mac Office. And Mac Office’s delay has nothing to do with technology.
https://marco.org/2007/08/12/few-times-in-life-are-as-subtly-yet-universally
Few times in life are as subtly yet universally pleasant as new-socks day.
https://marco.org/2007/08/12/basic-instructions-how-to-open-a-snack-quietly
After searching for a year, both in the city and at home, I’ve finally found a great Thai restaurant! My Thai withdrawal from Pittsburgh can finally end. It’s the Red Lotus Thai Restaurant in New Rochelle, only a 5 minute drive from my apartment in Larchmont. And it’s new-socks day, too!
https://marco.org/2007/08/13/one-worthless-page-of-facebooks-source-code
Wow. Thanks a lot, TechCrunch. Good find. If nothing else, the leaked frontpage code shows that Facebook doesn’t practice very good PHP coding style or methodology. That really should matter, but since their company might be worth $2 billion and Marco.org is worth a few hundred bucks, I can’t really talk.
The source of 85% of the world’s evil is going somewhere else. (Cheney’s the remaining 15%.) This is big news, but every time an evil Bush henchman has resigned, we always assume that someone less evil will replace him… and Bush finds a way to outdo his first pick with a more ridiculous whacko.
AATW: “Could someone who knows his/her way around XUL please develop a Tumblr button for Firefox?”
Does the “Share on Tumblr” bookmarklet (Dashboard/Goodies) satisfy your needs?
Firefox is a reasonably good browser, and since it sucks less overall than the others, I use and recommend it. But as a previous Firefox extension author, I wouldn’t wish that duty on anyone.
Firefox’s extension architecture (mostly XUL, RDF, and Javascript) is buggy, slow, half-assed, poorly documented, and needlessly complex.
Firefox is held together by sticks and duct tape, but the Javascript-powered interface usually hides that from users. Once you get into developing extensions, Firefox reveals its ugly guts. I’m amazed it works at all.
I advise that you avoid Firefox extension development unless you need to accomplish something that absolutely isn’t possible with a different technology, such as a bookmarket.
https://marco.org/2007/08/13/google-pack-now-includes-staroffice
Thanks, AATW. You’re on a roll. Anyway, this is significant because it’s a direct swipe at Microsoft’s real cash cow: Office. They might lose some people to OS X, but most of them still buy Office for a few hundred bucks. And nearly every business computer has Office for another few hundred bucks. Microsoft may not react strongly to Windows challengers, but you can bet that they’ll spectacularly freak out if Office is threatened.
https://marco.org/2007/08/13/minimalism-is-the-result-the-effect-of
Minimalism is the result — the effect — of ensuring everything has a purpose.
“There’s lots of stuff flying around about how old El Jobso doesn’t like Linux. I want to clear that up. It’s absolutely not true.”
https://marco.org/2007/08/13/pda-sales-drop-by-40-percent-in-a-single-year
People are still buying those things? I predicted their doom 3 years ago, and I was late to that game (although I mistakenly thought that PDA-smartphones would always be very expensive). Anyway, Dell shipped 23,975 Axim PDAs… total… last quarter. More people visited Marco.org than purchased PDAs. That’s pretty sad.
https://marco.org/2007/08/13/adsense-cpms-by-referral-source
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/very-interesting-thanks-azspot-source-pdf
Very interesting, thanks AZspot. Source PDF
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/7-surefire-ways-to-gain-the-interest-of-any-woman
“As far as I’m concerned, seeing dumb girls with losers is all the thanks I need.”
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/mcdonalds-chipotle-bbq-snack-wrap
From The Impulsive Buy: “Slowly but surely, as they keep adding new sauces, Snack Wraps will reach a rare level of diversity that only Beanie Babies and Pokemon have accomplished, but unlike those two, Snack Wraps have horrible resale value on eBay.”
An inadvertent ad for Tumblr.
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/i-thought-blogging-would-be-a-tool-for-humans-to
I thought blogging would be a tool for humans to get smarter, not stupider.
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/how-to-redesign-the-leopard-dock-so-it-sucks-less
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/in-my-house-when-its-time-to-go-someplace-i
In my house, when it’s “time to go” someplace, I put on my jacket and go stand near the door. Once there, time stands still. To me, “time to leave” means “go stand near the door.” To other people, it signals the start of an infinite sequence of events that may or may not culminate in leaving.
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/via-jakob-why-does-vimeo-always-look-like
Via Jakob… why does Vimeo always look like they’re having more fun at the office than the rest of us?
https://marco.org/2007/08/14/sitting-up-front-is-a-big-deal-when-the-doors
Sitting up front is a big deal. When the doors finally open, some folks want those seats badly enough that they will sprint the entire length of the auditorium. Since some of them don’t get much exercise, let alone running while lugging a laptop, the resulting race isn’t exactly the human drama of athletic competition. For me, this is when WWDC really begins, and I like to call it The Running Of The Geeks.
— Official Google Mac Blog: (Non-)Secrets of WWDC (thanks Told or Known)
I hadn’t yet watched the Hell’s Kitchen finale. Your link just ruined it for me.
https://marco.org/2007/08/15/xkcd-compiling-one-of-the-only-things-i-miss
xkcd: Compiling, one of the only things I miss about programming in C.
https://marco.org/2007/08/15/the-opposite-of-starbucks-is-dunkin-donuts-not-an
The opposite of Starbucks is Dunkin Donuts. Not an independent coffee shop, and not coffee at home. On the other hand, the opposite of Dunkin Donuts is not Starbucks. The opposite is ‘not having coffee out.’ That’s because when someone considers getting their morning coffee, the choice is usually home or Dunkin. That person doesn’t have Starbucks as part of their choice set. Defining your brand in this way makes it easier to ignore the irrelevant competition and easier to figure out what you are (and aren’t).
And why ShawnBlanc.net doesn’t have them.
https://marco.org/2007/08/15/a-guide-to-creating-a-minimalist-home
https://marco.org/2007/08/15/a-childs-guide-to-united-states-foreign-policy
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
https://marco.org/2007/08/15/the-people-you-have-to-please-in-the-enterprise
The people you have to please in the enterprise market are the ones purchasing and supporting the products, not the poor schmucks who actually have to use them.
— John Siracusa (via AZspot)
Ghostvirus (is back!): “Nothing’s worse than staring at some website that uses 8pt Verdana for its main body text.”
Sorry, there are multiple web hosting companies named “A+” and I bombarded the wrong one with bad links in this post. It’s now been updated with the correct telemarketing scammer’s information. Expect a full article soon. (It didn’t end there.)
https://marco.org/2007/08/16/it-doesnt-pay-to-be-the-computer-guy
Excellent. Reinforces my decision to leave IT and focus solely on development.
I love the plan names. It’s entertaining and ingenius. Nobody’s going to take the “Moped” plan.
https://marco.org/2007/08/16/aatw-i-cant-give-specifics-but-im-sure-youll
AATW: I can’t give specifics, but I’m sure you’ll be very happy with the next major release.
(thanks AATW). Electronic Arts (EA) failed to deliver on a promise? Do you think it’s because of their unfair and probably illegal employment conditions? Or maybe it’s their inability to make good games, even when handed perfectly good franchises? Personally, I don’t miss EA’s games on my Mac.
https://marco.org/2007/08/16/i-assume-that-theyre-running-everything-with
I assume that they’re running everything with spit, duct tape, wishful thinking, ancient custom software, near-fossilized hardware, and Excel spreadsheets… just like pretty much everything else in the public sector.
— Slashdot: One Failed NIC Strands 20,000 At LAX (reblogged from Adora)
https://marco.org/2007/08/16/ive-given-up-on-keeping-tupperware-containers-in
I’ve given up on keeping Tupperware containers in space-saving arrangements with their lids stacked separately. The great Tupperware-bottom towers always collapse and fall out of the cabinet, and I can never find the right lid.
I’m willing to use the necessary amount of space to keep all of my Tupperware and Tupperware-like imitation containers closed with their proper lids and stacked normally all the time.
My 25-year-long frustration with the Tupperware cabinet has now ended, and it’s wonderful.
I initially disregarded this as a worthless Digg-bait blog list post, but it’s very good, and the UI mockups are excellent. Worth a quick glance.
I’m editing out the numeric part of list-post titles when I link to them.
Example: 10 Reasons It Doesn’t Pay To Be “The Computer Guy” Edited to: It Doesn’t Pay To Be “The Computer Guy”
The dominance of the worthless-list post format on blogs is bad enough. The least I can do is make their titles more useful if they’re actually good enough to get a link.
https://marco.org/2007/08/17/some-microsoft-dude-comes-up-to-talk-about-how
Some Microsoft dude comes up to talk about how great Microsoft’s open-source contributions are. That one goes pretty fast.
https://marco.org/2007/08/17/steve-yegges-great-branding-talk-at-oscon-2007
https://marco.org/2007/08/17/netflix-lowers-3-at-a-time-plans-price-to-16
This is the second price cut in the last few weeks. Awesome.
Excellent, although (as he notes) this post demonstrates many of them.
SEO niche keyword spammers have discovered that Tumblr matters and ranks well. Crap.
Example spam tumblelogs that I won’t link on principle: - howtosellacar.tumblr.com - how-to-learn-french.tumblr.com - titan-quest-strategy-guide.tumblr.com
They call themselves “affiliate marketers”. I call them scum, and I’ve already developed accurate heuristics for detecting them.
If Davidville decides to remove them, they’re getting nuked. I absolutely will not tolerate spam on my sites, even if it’s entered by humans and attempts to pass as legitimate content.
https://marco.org/2007/08/18/david-vectors-do-we-have-any-vectors-me-me
https://marco.org/2007/08/18/im-nuking-tumblr-affiliate-marketing-spammers
I’m nuking Tumblr “affiliate marketing” spammers by the thousands. This is surprisingly fulfilling.
https://marco.org/2007/08/18/what-if-business-meetings-were-like-blog-comment
“What if business meetings were like blog comment threads?” (thanks nevyn)
Very funny. Warning: Contains offensive language, just like many blog comments.
https://marco.org/2007/08/18/supreme-commander-had-the-sort-of-mechanised
Supreme Commander had the sort of mechanised destruction that made other RTS games look like a slap-fight.
https://marco.org/2007/08/18/tiff-hates-the-daily-puppy-because-we-cant-have
Tiff hates The Daily Puppy because we can’t have puppies in our apartment.
https://marco.org/2007/08/19/as-work-environments-go-the-clearleft-hq-is
As work environments go, the Clearleft HQ is pretty damn excellent. And not just because of the Aeron chairs and iMacs. We’re so 2.0, even our desks have rounded corners. Really. They do.
https://marco.org/2007/08/19/basic-instructions-how-to-remember-the-name-of
Basic Instructions: How to Remember the Name of That Song … You Know, That One
https://marco.org/2007/08/19/the-actual-stuffit-download-page
It’s 2007, and this company still makes you fill out a name, company, and email address before downloading the free trial version of their software… then they email you the real download link, and by clicking it, you agree to receive their newsletter.
What a backwards company. That’s as bad as Windows software.
The only reason I want it is because I had to open a .sitx file, and that’s the only format that The Unarchiver doesn’t support. (Really. That’s it. It even supports ACE. When was the last time you downloaded an ACE file?)
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/the-dilbert-blog-slap-the-monk-eh
“My favorite story of the week, if not my entire life, involves China passing a law banning Tibetan monks from reincarnating without permission.” (travors beat me to this today, fair and square)
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/joel-on-software-even-the-office-2007-box-has-a
“From the comments on the web it seems I’m not the only one who couldn’t figure out how to open it. It seems like even rudimentary usability testing would have revealed the problem. A box that many people can’t figure out how to open without a Google search is an unusually pathetic failure of design.”
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/wasting-five-minutes-trying-to-get-the-goddamned
Wasting five minutes trying to get the goddamned box open is just the first of many ways that Office 2007 and Vista’s gratuitous redesign of things that worked perfectly well shows utter disregard for all the time you spent learning the previous versions.
— Joel on Software - This article has far too many great quotes.
Thanks, Cameron. My discussion of this issue is here [closed], and this is the last time I’m bringing it up because it’s frankly not worth discussing anymore. After they stole a weekend from me, I’ve resumed my actual job: making Tumblr awesome.
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/i-am-very-happy-with-my-decision-to-free-my
I am very happy with my decision to free my articles from comments.
— Cameron, on an increasingly popular decision among blog authors
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/there-is-no-web-operating-system
By Jeremy Zawodny.
https://marco.org/2007/08/20/yes-this-made-techcrunch-how-are-they-even
Yes, this made TechCrunch. How? Are they even trying anymore? As usual, Duncan Riley adds no opinion whatsoever about the company. One TechCrunch reader, named Michael Vu, couldn’t even sign up for the service because the signup form forced the last name field to be more than 2 characters. Didn’t quite think that one through, did you, guys?
— uncov on MyProgress. I think web applications are too easy to make.
“Rarely has history seen a concept so grand, and so impractical, as Rocket Mail.”
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/flash-to-get-h-264-support-soon
This is a huge deal for internet video. Non-geek translation: the existing Flash video format is old and crusty, and it’s about to be replaced by an awesome new format that will offer much higher quality and faster playback on recent computers. This means much better video quality on YouTube, Vimeo, and anywhere else on the web that embeds Flash video - and the files can be smaller, meaning faster downloads and cheaper hosting.
Thanks, Cameron and Cubicle 17. This is great news: TinyMCE (which Tumblr uses) and FCKeditor both have significant shortcomings that we’ve battled with, and it’s great to see competition and Safari support from someone as capable and dedicated as Yahoo.
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/i-say-usually-because-you-dont-absolutely-need
I say “usually” because you don’t absolutely need to be drunk, stupid and on LSD. You could also be religious. I blogged about a similar story last year, where a guy climbed into a lion’s cage and yelled something about God protecting him. That turned out to be bad luck. The guy managed to find the ONE lion that God loves more than people.
Commercials, news articles, and any other media that attempts to tell non-geeks to go to a website: Pick a great verb, and stick to it.
Don’t say “Log on to something.com”. That’s wrong.
Don’t say “Click on something.com”. That’s wrong.
Don’t say “Click to something.com”. That’s not even possible.
I don’t know what’s so bad about “go to” and why you’re not using it. Even non-technical people know that if you say “Go to something-dot-com”, you’re talking about the internet.
Also, the backslash character is never used in web URLs. Ever. They use the slash. Not “forward slash”. Just slash.
Thank you.
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/the-point-of-your-business-card-should-not-be-to
The point of your [business] card should not be to demonstrate that you are creative. The point should be to demonstrate that you have good taste.
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/high-scalability-flickr-architecture
Great insight into how Flickr manages their massive amount of data and traffic. (Geeks only)
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/relative-efficency-of-programming-languages-vs-legal
https://marco.org/2007/08/21/expert-php-developers-tend-to-work-in-php
Expert PHP developers tend to work in PHP frameworks instead of using PHP as a monolithic template language. If you catch a PHP expert writing a page in vanilla PHP, he’s either hacking a trivial throwaway script or lying about being an expert.
https://marco.org/2007/08/22/ageia-announces-physx-for-laptops
This will sell fewer units than the Virtual Boy.
AATW:
Tumblr’s become way too slow for me. One of the main things I liked about Tumblr was that it was zippy and allowed me to post stuff in seconds. I’m on a 256k connection and Tumblr is becoming unbearable.I’ve noticed this too over the past few days: a major slow-down for Tumblr in general, including a bit yesterday where Tumblr wouldn’t load at all. I have no idea what’s causing it, but I’m guessing it has something to do with the affiliate marketers?
Sorry about the temporary slowdown.
It doesn’t have anything to do with the affiliate marketers. They had no noticeable effect on the performance or health of Tumblr, and their numbers are insignificant.
I’ll have it nice and quick again sometime today.
https://marco.org/2007/08/23/the-disconnect-between-wages-and-home-prices
The Disconnect Between Wages and Home Prices (thanks AZspot)
https://marco.org/2007/08/23/xss-cross-site-scripting-cheat-sheet
Web developers everywhere should know about this.
https://marco.org/2007/08/23/discussions-are-dominated-chiefly-by-people-who
Discussions are dominated chiefly by people who have time to dominate discussions, which over time includes fewer and fewer of the people who actually should.
— Matt Mullenweg on many internet “discussions” (thanks Scott Kidder)
https://marco.org/2007/08/23/wal-mart-starts-drm-free-mp3s-for-0-94
And albums are $9.22. This matters, because these will play on iPods - a first for an online music store that isn’t iTunes.
https://marco.org/2007/08/23/dailywtf-good-answer-perhaps-too-good
IT hiring and recruiting are so sad.
David Karp, creator of Tumblr.
Has a game publisher finally given me a reason to play a FPS whose name doesn’t contain “Half” and “Life”?
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/ordinary-programmers-working-in-typical-office
Ordinary programmers working in typical office conditions never really understand the problems they’re solving.
— Paul Graham: Holding a Program in One’s Head (read it)
AATW: “I wonder when this’ll get fixed.”
It’s a secret conspiracy to make Tumblr slow at specifically the times you’re using it. :)
This is more nerdy and technical than most people care about: the Tumblr database server is under a heavy load, and the daily backups run early in the morning in EST (when you make some of your posts). Dumping the entire database for the backup is disk-intensive, and because the DB load is sometimes disk-bound, this reduces responsiveness between about 5 AM and 6 AM EST.
An attempted optimization on Wednesday backfired and made it slower. I reverted it yesterday. (Tip: InnoDB is not good for tables that only have 12 bytes of data per row.)
We’ve finally reached a point at which software optimizations can’t prevent the need for more hardware. Davidville Upper Management has ordered a new, super-beefy, quad-CPU, 8 GB RAM, 4x 15k disk RAID-10 master database server. When we get it installed and deployed in about a week, you’ll see a dramatic boost in performance and responsiveness, and the 5-6 AM slowdown will no longer be noticeable.
Found the typical workday meme from Cubicle 17.
Mine:
8: wake up 9: train 10: arrive, get coffee, blow through email and RSS 11: code, sysadmin, answer support emails 12: bug everyone to get lunch 12.5: get lunch 1.5: resolve lunch arguments with Wikipedia 2: code 3: code 4: code 5: code 6: run to the train, go home 7: eat 8: tv 9: tv or code 10: code 11: code 12-8: sleep
Dear Yahoo(!) Pipes team,
Why do your feed URLs return this error when you’re busy?
HTTP/1.1 999 Unable to process request at this time -- error 999
Not only are you using a nonexistent code, but there’s a perfectly valid one to represent what you mean.
HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable: “The server is currently unable to handle the request due to a temporary overloading or maintenance of the server. The implication is that this is a temporary condition which will be alleviated after some delay.”
Instead, you report the bogus “999” status, so requesters following the HTTP spec (like the Tumblr feed crawler) have no idea what to do or tell the user.
Has anyone ever seen a contextual AdSense ad on a website that actually interested them, then clicked on it and made a purchase?
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/if-youve-never-had-green-tea-from-a-japanese-tea
If you’ve never had green tea from a Japanese tea ceremony, its bitterness is eye-opening, like splashing your face with ice cold water or unexpectedly walking into the sight of a baby popping out of a birth canal.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/major-apple-event-on-september-5th
Probably iPods.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/id-always-wondered-what-would-happen-when-you
“I’d always wondered what would happen when you photoshopped the entire Apple Store front page together to make one computer.” - SA Forums
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/thanks-crispyteriyaki-and-cowboyo
(thanks crispyteriyaki and cowboyo)
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/telegraph-dont-think-about-it-just-write
The UK newspaper on Tumblr.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/tumblelogs-are-the-punk-rock-of-blogging
Tumblelogs are the punk rock of blogging.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/at-any-given-moment-the-majority-of-resources-in
At any given moment, the majority of resources in a capitalist system are being pushed over a cliff by morons…. And it’s clearly the reason that humans rule the earth. We found a system to harness the power of stupid.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/i-somehow-doubt-that-tumblelogging-is-going-to-be
I somehow doubt that tumblelogging is going to be a mass phenomenon like blogging is.
Dawn: “They said that about punk rock too.”
By Jared.
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/so-much-of-the-great-php-work-out-there-happens-in
So much of the great PHP work out there happens in a vacuum because there’s no place to escape the newbies.
— niralisse on the SA Forums
https://marco.org/2007/08/24/rands-in-repose-coffee-and-design
It’s 11:47 PM on a Friday night, and I’m going to bed.
I have no reason to wake up early tomorrow morning, but I’ll set the alarm for the normal schedule anyway. Then I’ll get up and do side-business work.
And I’m perfectly content with this. I don’t want to go out and party until 5 AM. I don’t want to sleep until 2 PM and waste the rest of the day doing nothing.
This would drive some people crazy with boredom and restlessness, but not me. I enjoy being predictable and productive.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/windows-genuine-advantage-suffers-worldwide-outage
I know I’m late to this party, but it deserves to be repeated. Nobody can fully install or update Windows XP or Vista for at least a few days. It’s a worldwide security problem: security updates can’t go through.
Of course, Microsoft’s blunders can also cause the vast majority of PCs in the world to restart themselves and forcibly close all programs whenever they want.
One of the many reasons I’m glad to be using a Mac. I actually decided to make the transition full-time, at home and at work, when XP SP2’s updater restarted my work PC (because I wasn’t around to click “Restart later” within 5 minutes) and closed 17 terminal windows, causing me to lose at least a half hour of productivity the next morning. Goodbye, Windows!
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/the-big-fat-hole-in-apples-desktop-line
I completely agree. I’m hooked on OS X, but I’m tired of pathetically slow and small laptop hard drives, no drive expandability, only 2 RAM slots, and anemic video cards. (MacBook Pro fans: even your new 8600M is nowhere near as fast as the $139 desktop 8600 GT.)
I’m buying a Mac Pro as soon as I can, but much of its price and capabilities are wasted on me. Its $2500 stock configuration contains nearly $1500 worth of CPUs. Apple could save $1000 by simply switching to the Conroe quad-core equivalent, and while using DDR2 would decrease the number of RAM slots to 4, it would also significantly boost performance (FB-DIMMs are slow) and reduce the RAM cost.
Apple would sell a lot more pro desktops if they were $1500 Conroe-based towers. And they’d still sell almost the same number of decked-out Mac Pros, since the people who need raw speed at any price (mostly pro video editors) are easily willing to spend the extra $1000-3000 for more cores or obscene amounts of RAM.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/marco-org-dumber-than-a-bag-of-rocks
I tried to be nice. It backfired.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/marco-org-iwork-is-not-an-office-competitor
In response to the recent buzz about iWork ‘08.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/we-do-not-expect-you-to-trust-us
We do not expect you to trust us.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/dude-go-and-price-out-a-dell-cat-once-you-add-all
Dude go and price out a Dell Cat. Once you add all of the advanced features the iCats come with by default you’ll see that they’re not actually any more expensive. Also you’re paying for the guts of the iCat, not just the common hardware. iCats don’t get hairballs.
More discussion about the hole in Apple’s desktop lineup. I’m disappointed, though: what Mac-owning website designer uses white text on a black background? Doesn’t he ever see how bad it looks with OS X’s otherwise great text antialiasing?
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/ive-been-noticing-this-a-lot-about-microsoft
I’ve been noticing this a lot about Microsoft. They don’t make software for people, they make software for businesses, and expect people to use it. […] Regular consumers would rather have good looking and easy-to-use technology over more advanced, ugly and confusing products.
— Cameron in response to iWork is not an Office competitor
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/thanks-a-lot-alexa-id-love-to-advertise-that
Thanks a lot, Alexa. I’d love to advertise that!
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/whenever-they-dont-feel-like-using-the-saw-they
Whenever they don’t feel like using the saw, they pretend it’s broken.
https://marco.org/2007/08/25/how-data-mining-is-ruining-intuition
From Christine: “As a former waitress who had to deal with ‘Secret Shoppers’ AND as a current teacher who is chained to The Almighty and Omniscient Test Scores, I can relate. And commiserate. Why don’t we trust our own intuitions anymore? When did we stop trusting them? True, there are merits to using data to make decisions. But numbers don’t tell the whole story. Never have, never will, not in the classroom, not in the bank or baseball field, or anywhere else. We are removing the human element at our own peril. “
https://marco.org/2007/08/26/seth-godin-on-the-marketing-of-real-estate
“All real estate brokers working today have thrived in an environment in which the price of a house increased on a regular basis for fifty years. […] The facts changed this month for the first time.”
“I said ‘Give the software away to Netscape and Microsoft (for IE). If it’s good, millions of page designs on the Net will be specced in Pantone numbers. Your upside is huge.’ He looked at me like I was completely f’ing nuts.” (thanks John)
https://marco.org/2007/08/26/i-just-learned-from-modern-marvels-and-confirmed
I just learned from Modern Marvels (and confirmed by Wikipedia) that France retired the guillotine… in 1977.
We’re running out of scarcity.
https://marco.org/2007/08/27/marco-org-weird-fruit-review-golden-kiwi
https://marco.org/2007/08/27/when-your-machine-runs-faster-and-your-drivers
When your machine runs faster, and your drivers all work, why is it called a “downgrade”?
https://marco.org/2007/08/27/coffee-drinks-illustrated-thanks-kiyo-my
Coffee Drinks Illustrated (thanks Kiyo). My preferred drink pictured.
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/i-find-remarkable-the-lack-of-hue-and-cry-over-the
I find remarkable the lack of hue and cry over the full-scale, production, mass-market rollout of what was once considered by the geekerati to be the Worst Idea Ever.
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/alarm-clock-with-accelerometer-snooze
Smack it, throw it across the room… this is the best use of the accelerometer so far.
“All of the news is nothing but basic stories with randomized features. Watch as I predict tomorrow’s headlines today: EXTREME WEATHER BATTERS SOMEPLACE IDIOTS KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE POLITICIAN DOES SOMETHING ILLEGAL PRIMATE ATTEMPTS INAPPROPRIATE SEX EXPERTS WARN OF FINANCIAL CALAMITY BIG COMPANY BUYS ANOTHER BIG COMPANY FAMOUS PERSON DOES SOMETHING INTERESTING A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY MIGHT BE USEFUL IN TEN YEARS GOVERNMENT FAILS TO ACHIEVE A GOAL”
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/its-like-going-to-a-wedding-where-the-two-ugliest
It’s like going to a wedding where the two ugliest losers you know are getting hitched. You’re happy for them, I guess. You’re glad they found each other. But you sure hope they don’t have kids.
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/well-my-sources-just-moments-ago-filled-me-on-a
Well, my sources just moments ago filled me on a new fruit, the banana, that has all the killer features other fruits have been lacking, and which I’ve been calling for for some time now. Bananas require no special gizmos to get down to business. Just peel back the conveniently hard nub at the top and get instant access to the tasty fruit inside. This might get very popular very fast.
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/the-nnn-it-staff-is-currently-looking-for-a
The NNN IT staff is currently looking for a program to manage all of the commercial software serial numbers among the staff PCs, because they’re full of extremely strict Adobe and Apple programs that cost thousands of dollars.
That world seems so foreign and backwards now.
I’m so glad that I use almost no commercial software.
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/nlite-can-remove-the-search-dog
nLite can remove the search dog!
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/david-got-me-this-new-grill-because-he-has-one-and
David got me this new grill because he has one and it enables him to make steak. We tried it out tonight with excellent results. Thanks, David!
https://marco.org/2007/08/28/pretty-much-95-percent-of-everything-you-do-at
Pretty much 95 percent of everything you do at Microsoft is in some way feeding the beast. You’re working on Microsoft, not your product. You’re not directly causing your product to become better. You’re trying to create the meetings that will cause the things to happen that will cause at some point some part of some product to be better.
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/new-trends-in-the-tumble-o-sphere
(thanks AATW)
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/working-at-microsoft-is-a-big-thing-youre-never
Working at Microsoft is a big thing. You’re never quite sure what your job is or when you’re supposed to do it. […] You eventually tire of thinking through work-related problems while you shower. You don’t want to check your work email at 11:00 PM, but you’ll do it anyway. It’s easy to give your life and mind over to the company.
By the Microsoft employee from the quote below, after using OS X for a while and noticing the severe Windows annoyances. Worth a read.
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/whoever-is-in-charge-of-windows-update-reboot
Whoever is in charge of [Windows Update reboot] policies is on a par with the guy who designed the Molex power connector for hard drives. i.e. if we meet, one of us will die.
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/dan-if-somebody-reblogs-something-i-write-is
Dan:
If somebody reblogs something I write, is there any way for me to tell I’ve been reblogged?
At the moment, it only shows up when one of your Friends reblogs your post. We may change that later.
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/its-nnn-staff-photo-day-this-is-the-best-way-we
It’s NNN-staff-photo day. This is the best way we could think of to represent IT.
https://marco.org/2007/08/29/if-you-are-dissatisfied-with-database-write
If you are dissatisfied with database write performance, you might try setting the innodb_flush_method parameter to O_DSYNC. Although O_DSYNC seems to be slower on most systems, yours might not be one of them.
— MySQL manual on InnoDB tuning - That’s encouraging. Thanks a lot.
https://marco.org/2007/08/30/velcro-being-pulled-apart-via-aatw-and-taylor
Velcro being pulled apart (via AATW and Taylor)
https://marco.org/2007/08/30/tumblr-rocks-because-there-is-no-comment-system
Tumblr rocks, because there is no comment system, with a zero-tolerance stance against spam. Instead, it strongly promotes a community where people respond via their own tumblr presence.
— Brendan Borlase (via Cameron). Read the article. It’s excellent.
https://marco.org/2007/08/30/people-are-idiots-and-for-the-most-part-they-do
People are idiots, and for the most part they do not know the difference between good coffee and bad coffee.
https://marco.org/2007/08/30/instructions-for-windows-users-i-think-you-have
Instructions for Windows Users: I think you have to do something with the DOS command line and edit your autoexec.bat file or something.
— NYC subway maps for iPhone (thanks Bijan)
Support email of the day.
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/this-tells-me-facebook-doesnt-use-parameterized
This tells me:
That’s just embarrassing.
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/economist-whos-afraid-of-google-on-antitrust
Economist: Who’s afraid of Google:
On antitrust, […] it has yet to use its dominance in one market to muscle into others in the way Microsoft did.
That’s not true at all: just ask Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, Kiko, 30boxes, and MapQuest.
And that’s just when Google has succeeded. They’ve certainly attempted others, such as PayPal and Craigslist.
Nerds love Google and hate Microsoft. When Microsoft does it, it’s an evil illegal monopoly. When Google does it, it’s “innovation.” Sound familiar?
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/coming-soon-high-performance-mysql-second-edition
It’ll be the successor to this awesome book. Can’t wait.
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/new-database-server-breathing-room
New database server. Breathing room!
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/this-is-great-news-it-means-ill-save-the-100-i
This is great news! It means I’ll save the $100+ I spent on episodes of “The Office” and “Heroes” last year — since I’ll be getting the episodes for free off BitTorrent, instead. Thanks, NBC! You’re the best!
— Jeff Croft on NBC Universal Pulling the Plug on iTunes Content via Contrived Chaos
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/if-youre-sitting-in-my-meeting-and-your-laptop-is
If you’re sitting in my meeting and your laptop is open, I promise, I swear — you are giving me half of your attention. Maybe less.
You have to read this. Seriously. It’s worth ducking around all of the invasive ads on the site to read this hilariously horrible editorial. It actually compares Microsoft’s upcoming Windows Home Server (yet another product that nobody wants, like the UMPC, Smart Display, Tablet PC, and Zune) to the iPhone. I’m not kidding.
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/an-open-letter-to-nbc-re-leaving-apples-itunes-store
Hi, NBC. It’s me, Jeremy. You probably don’t know me, but I’m one of your customers. That’s right, “customers.” Two years ago, that word wouldn’t have made any sense to either of us. The idea of paying money for your TV shows was next to ridiculous to me back then. Even today, I think it’s on the fine edge of foolish, and all it would take is one really dumb move by your company and I’d stop paying to watch your shows.
(thanks Cubicle 17)
https://marco.org/2007/08/31/they-start-out-with-an-ipod-and-then-they-save
They start out with an iPod and then they save their pennies and buy a Mac Mini or an iMac. Or an iPhone. We’re their record store, and their hi-fi store, and their TV store, and their phone store. The biggest things in a teenager’s life - other than cars and dope - they can get from us. Not a bad business to be in.